Well the more sober 'I want a moon of my own' suite has a huge moon and fir tree projected in light on to its green walls.
Just 100 yards from the Grand Canal, the hotel's bauer sucht Frau Frank of Switzerland late-fourteenth-century palazzo contains a dazzling art deco-style interior with collectors' items from around Italy.
A twelfth-century palazzo just off Piazza Maggiore, it's an inviting combination of mellow tones, exposed timbers and wooden floors with rugs.
The only drawback is you may feel guilty for creasing the sheets.With its blend of groovy minimalist interior - huge steel letters denote different floors and a Philippe Starck bath in every room, you'll spend your dirty weekend in a swirl of spotless contemporary design.Double rooms: from 129 Flights: from 20 for 2 returns (Ryanair) Total: from 149 Trattoria Serghei, Via Piella, 12 ( ).Bilbao Gran Hotel Domine, Alameda de Mazarredo, 61 ( ) Facing the Guggenheim with poetry-inducing views of the scrunched Bacofoil gallery, river and distant hills, the Gran Hotel Domine Bilbao is ideally positioned for a lazy morning of postcoital browsing.Its 'Miss Dotty' room has a cabinet containing complementary champagne, condoms, whipped cream, candles and bath bomb.The Fat Jewish, Glenn OBrien, Ed Droste from, grizzly Bear, and, petra Collins.It used to involve a trip to a British hotel or B B, perhaps on the coast, for a quick fix of lust and fresh air.Truth be told, you don't have to leave its building or even have an exterior room to view works of art - the five-storey, space-age atrium contains the Fossil Cypress, an 85-feet high, 90-ton cylindrical sock of rock.And just because it's old, don't rule out modern comforts to help sore muscles recover from a wild night - staff will book you in for massage and flotation sessions in an adjoining centre.Double rooms: from 83 Flights: from.40 for 2 returns (EasyJet) Total: from 152.40 Brasserie Lipp, 151, Boulevard St-Germain ( ).Le Sainte-Beuve, which lists George Michael among former guests, has 22 rooms complete with elegant antique flea-market furniture, lush curtains, crisp white bed linen and thick robes in marble bathrooms.Sit among celebs and Left Bank glitterati for the famous old brasserie's Alsatian cuisine.Sup a cassis with locals in the bar, surrounded by photographs of famous guests, admire the huge chunk of Roman temple set into its front wall and eat at one of the outside restaurant tables in the Place du Forum, before closing your green wooden.And get an exclusive first look here at the campaign for the app featuring Collins and.The hotel is well known for its 10 / hr tariff.
If you had a slight attack of the Leslie Phillipses, you might get hold of an MG and push the boat out at a country manor house.

All Birger Jarl's rooms offer a romantic package rate including champagne, chocolate and roses.We've tracked down the flights and destinations that will let you return with glowing cheeks and with change from 200.Venture out and you'll find a procession of galleries, cafes and small individual man meet sex swinger woman shops.Room 20: from 79, flights: from 100 for 2 returns (EasyJet).But don't let that put you off.The double rooms may be spacious and highly individual (albeit with slightly shabby furniture but this is a special night so do your best to book room 20 with its wall mirrors and central raised bath - apparently a favourite of Alfonso.Charming restaurant with yellow walls, red window frames and outside tables, all within a quick stroll from the hotel.
An early evening walk around the maze of local streets of old Bologna - known as la Grassa (the fat) - is a highly recommended aperitif for an evening of romance.

Small wonder it's popular with film crews.